Brace Yourselves, The Pollen Is Coming


Since the school blocked reddit I make my own memes to entertain myself. Here is my dilemma in meme form.

Since the school blocked reddit I make my own memes to entertain myself. Here is my dilemma in meme form.

With the coming of spring a lot of things are returning from hibernation. Warm weather, bright colored clothing, bears, and, unfortunately, pollen. Pollen is how plants reproduce. It contains the “male parts” of the reproduction process and is eventually transfered to the “female parts” of the plant. Oh, and one more thing about pollen: I am very allergic to it.

This causes a problem for me. You see, as the days get warmer, the first thing that comes into my head is: TOP DOWN WEATHER!!! I promplty take the top down, throw on the Ray Bans, and proceed cruise around like a cool kid. Then, the clock strikes 11, my bed time. I go to sleep leaving my topless car parked underneath two beautifully blossoming trees. I awake at 7; I shower, brush my teeth, clothe myself, eat breakfast, grab my stuff and then go to my car to drive to school.

Upon arriving to my car, I discover that the beautiful trees have betrayed me. I find numerous buds and a nice dusting from my good ol’ friend pollen. My eyes proceed to explode in fiery redness. My nose then begins to swell  and become congested as I begin to sneeze uncontrollably.

Once I recover from this fit of reactions I can proceed, though my eyes continue to bother me. This is a true problem. There are few greater things than cruising with the top down. I take zyrtec and all that good stuff, it simply doesn’t work. The way I see it have a few options.

1. Go to an allergenist and get real medicine (too much work).

2. Drive with the top up (yeah right).

3. Continue to be stubborn and take the pain like a man.

I think in this instance I need to swallow my pride and hand the victory to mother nature on this one. Number 3 it is. Curse you plant gametes nature!!!


My BFF, Jeep

In my journalism class, we were told that we should write about a person that we have really connected with in the field our blogs cover. I thought long and hard about a person I have connected with and realized it wasn’t really a person, more a thing. It’s my car of course!

I have really connected with my car since the acquisition of my license. It really is important to build a relationship with your vehicle. I feel more comfortable, more at home in my Jeep with each passing day. It not only makes driving easier and safer, but a more fun experience. I have learned the limits and capabilities of the good ol’ gal and I can control her within those boundaries.

I know I have to  turn the music up when I’m going fast because of the soft top noise.  I know I shouldn’t really get anywhere close to four on the tachometer  unless I’m being a silly fool when accelerating. I know I have the greatest turning circle of any car ever and can turn around sharper and in tighter spaces. I know my reverse gear doesn’t like doing what it was made to do so I have to hold it in gear when backing up. I can tell when I’m on the verge of stalling and how to correct. I know a lot of things about this car, and after only 3ish months after driving it full time.

Light bar on, lights mounted, top down. Good day.

Light bar on, lights mounted, top down. Good day.

I have gotten to spend a lot of quality time with the Jeep lately. Mercifully, the cold weather seems to be leaving us and I got to do some work on the car. I FINALLY was able to put the light bar on the car which was quite the experience. With the help of local handyman Andy “Big D” Serraino I was able to drill into the Jeep’s bumper mount and connect light bar. Then with the help of Cooper “doesn’t really have a nickname that could be put in quotes” Hayes I was able to put on the lights that he so generously sold to my cause.

I also got to drive with the top down! I finally understand the reason the soft top exists. Its very easy to take off and is incredible to drive around in when taken off.

All this quality time has brought me much closer to the gal. It’s strengthened my love, something all car owners should have towards their vehicles. And it’s only going to get better, this is truly what driving and car culture are all about: love for your vehicular companion.